Something funny happened yesterday and I thought I’d start with that story. As we were leaving to do more uh, sightseeing, not shopping, my husband spied this little crab running across the road. He opened the door to show me and the thing threw up its arms like it was saying “Back off man, you don’t want a piece of this.” I have no idea why I thought it was so funny, it just was. I called the little guy Ninja crab. He looked like he was ready to kick some serious ass (in my mind he was already cussing us out). Anyway, he had this one claw that was huge, and on the other side it was tiny. If I could have taken a photo right then, I would have won money. People would be buying the mad Ninja crab photos and talking about it for years. Sadly, I missed the photo. Instead, we took the little dogs out today to do their business and what does my daughter say “Mom, come look at this crab!” I yelled out “Is it Ninja crab???” I think she thought her mom was going crazy. I ran and got my camera, but by the time I did he had done this:
He hid in the grass with his big claw covering his face. It looked like just a crab’s claw was in the yard. That stealthy little Ninja crab. I tried to get a better photo, but he vanished. I think he is seriously pissed that I found him again. Who knows…I have more things to write about, but this is by far the funniest story.
Ha ha ha…I love You Tube. They have a video for everything:)
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” ~Bruce Lee