When I bust rhymes…wait, that wasn’t my line. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, remember when I mentioned the whole I’m kind of depressed this week thing? Yeah, still there. I feel like I lost a tiny piece of me this week. It was furry. Anyway, let’s move onto the part that will make you laugh or at least commiserate with me.
I have more on my mind than I need to and less than others I’m sure. That being said, I was mulling over events in my life while trying to find a snack to eat that was both healthy and gluten-free. I grabbed some beets and marinated them for a salad with goat cheese, but while that was mingling, I decided I needed something right then. I really was not thinking at all about what I was doing and I poured out a handful of my delicious Edamame Wasbi snack. I usually eat a few of these at a time, and wasabi does not bother me. I popped the entire handful in my mouth like it was candy. I realized what I had done a half second too late and my mouth exploded with a hot burning numbness. My sinuses needed opening anyway, but ummm, talk about being in my own world. It was so bad I had to spit them out. I mean, whew. It was pretty funny, and it did clear my head. While I don’t suggest this normally, if you need your sinuses opened up or perhaps you just like wasabi, try the above snack. Of course, we must end with this:
Chickity China the Chinese chicken…what does that mean anyway? Who cares, you’ll be singing this song all night now.
“Sorrow makes us all children again – destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson